March 2012
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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Dear thoughts and emotions,
Please stop trying to fuck me over saying I like this person when I don’t really even know the real reason why I do or not.
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xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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February 2012
New ambition in life:
make a shirt that says “no rice, no life”
mickeyng:
plasticprince:
Just watch this ok!
uh
what
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
k1mkardashian:
i don’t feel like going to school tomorrow
Failing all of my classes (probably all C’s in my classes, probably even lower in most).
I’m not turning in my CCOT because I’m just dead tired, I’ll turn it in on Thursday but tomorrow I’ll have to face guilt on not turning it in on time.
SIGH
maenila:
OH MY GOD
If you’re able to use that much profanity over a leap year, then I should be able to use the same amount about you.
YOU’RE FUCKING 16 AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING LEAP YEAR IS?! WHERE DA HELL HAS YOU BEEN?
APRIL 25TH, APRIL 25TH, BITCH YOU DON’T DESERVE NO FUCKING TWO BIRTHDAYS BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST A MISTAKE TO SOCIETY.
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devalexwg:
toxic-ponies:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
omfg why
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Days when I feel attractive:
Never.
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